Once upon a time there was a lady in a taxi. It took such a long time for the lady to get to her destination in the taxi that she went to the town hall and told the man from the council. The man from the council wanted to figure out why the taxi journey was so slow, so he placed cameras at all the traffic lights in the town to measure how many cars went past, and how quickly. The traffic light cameras would click every time a car went past the lights.
He wanted to speed up the rate of cars, so he changed the layout of the town. He figured if he introduced a one-way system the traffic flow would be more efficient. This confused the taxi drivers and they started to get lost. The taxi driver would go past a light, click, discover he couldn’t go the way he wanted, try to find a way through and find himself going back past the same light, click, realise he had been this way before, turned around and drive back through the light, click, and would still not find his way to the lady’s destination. The new one-way system was good at moving cars around – it just wasn’t very easy to navigate. And just as the taxi drivers were learning the new layout, the man from the council would try a new layout just in case.
What a lot of clicking, thought the man from the council, and what a lot of cars must be driving through my town. How efficient this is! I shall invite more cars into this town because it is so efficient at moving cars around.
